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document.write (" from Larry James, Relationship Sexpert") document.write (" return again for another random tip ") if (num == 0) { document.write ("# 1. Whisper sexy words to you lover. When a move he makes, the way he kisses you, how fast or slow he's going, makes you feel good, tell him. Whisper, You feel so good inside me, or Moving like that drives me craaazzzy! when his rhythm starts to send you over the edge, or Your tongue rules! when he reaches the right spot. If he's thrusting too soft, don't hesitate to throw out a Harder! Harder! Guide him with your words: Your tongue feels great, ummm, good, right there! ") } if (num == 1) { document.write ("# 2. Learn to have fun with sex toys. Keep your titillating playthings in a sex tool box beside the bed; super soft, sensual, and slippery lubricants, a silk blindfold, fuzzy handcuffs, various vibrators, incense, scented candies and your favorite make-out music CD. Your voice is also a versatile sex toy. It can deduce, soothe, control and keep your partner excited all the way to orgasm. ") } if (num == 2) { document.write ("# 3. Surprise her with her favorite flowers on the nightstand. Set the scene for sex. ") } if (num == 3) { document.write ("# 4. Have an erotic escape. Enjoy sex under a blanket in the park. ") } if (num == 4) { document.write ("# 5. Play Doctor. Give her a complete and thorough examination. Be gentle. Quietly unzip your pants to reveal a sexual prescription tied to the end of your penis. Fill the prescription. ") } if (num == 5) { document.write ("# 6. Go shopping together at Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood with the intention of purchasing some see-through nightgowns or skimpy lingerie to model tonight. ") } if (num == 6) { document.write ("# 7. Have a quickie on a stairwell or rooftop. ") } if (num == 7) { document.write ("# 8. On the way home from the office, call your lover on your cellular phone, talk sexy and let them know you will be on call to make love by the time you arrive. ") } if (num == 8) { document.write ("# 9. Idea for the guys! Some women can climax solely from breast arousal. Breasts are loaded with sensory nerves that can activate instantly. Moisten a finger with saliva or sexy secretion and apply around her nipples. Gently and lovingly massage with a slow hand. Lift her breasts to your mouth and gently blow. Your goal: spend no less than 20 minutes lavishing love to her bosom with your fingers and your mouth. ") } if (num == 9) { document.write ("# 10. For some high-tech hanky panky, make a XXX video with a video camcorder on a tripod. Dim the lights. Put on your favorite music and be adventurous. Act out all of your cinematic fantasies. Perform. Be playful. Demonstrate your exhibitionism. Don't be shy. ") } if (num == 10) { document.write ("# 11. Have oral sex on a stairwell. Pop a couple of Altoid® mints and let them dissolve in your mouth as you do the deed. The tingle your tongue feels will also light his/her fire. The excitement of getting caught is half the fun. ") } if (num == 11) { document.write ("# 12. Be consistent in introducing new and exciting sexploits in and out of the bedroom. They will help you to connect before or while you are making love. They don't all have to be about sex. It's about being together. Give a foot massage or back rub. Be creative. Shower together. Begin slowly and move to more erotic endearments. Read good sex books for ideas or try some of the ideas in this article. ") } if (num == 12) { document.write ("# 13. Call in sick and spend the whole day together in bed. Make your lovemaking electric. Take your time to light the fire. Introduce some erotic variety. Do something unpredictable, spontaneous, and different. When you do something completely out of character, your heart beats faster and your adrenaline flows. Make some sexy memories. ") } if (num == 13) { document.write ("# 14. Leave an erotic message on your lover's answering machine. Let him/her know you are willing to unleash your wild and crazy tongue. Or that you will be a clean machine and you are looking forward to having him bury his face in your secret place. If you're open for a quickie, say so. If you'd like it doggie-style, say so. Let him know you are hot and bothered and willing. ") } if (num == 14) { document.write ("# 15. Be the booty! Leave a trail of lit candles, clothing, and sexy notes, each leading to the other, beginning where you expect your love partner to enter the house. Be available and obviously ready - in your sexiest lingerie - to make love when the last note is read! ") } if (num == 15) { document.write ("# 16. Masturbate your partner in broad daylight, with people nearby, under the cover of a blanket. For her: Give him a lube job so your fingers will slide effortlessly. For him: Make sure she is wet enough to be wild. Pump up the erotic energy and allow your partner to experience the big O. ") } if (num == 16) { document.write ("# 17. Make love in the back seat of your car in the garage. Have forbidden, illicit, wild sex. Pretend you don't know each other. Lightly smack his tush with each thrust. Whisper dirty talk in her ear. ") } if (num == 17) { document.write ("# 18. If your husband will be gone for several days on business, write a steamy note telling him ten things you would love to do to him right at the moment and put it in his briefcase. Include a pair of your most sexy panties. Have phone sex with him. ") } if (num == 18) { document.write ("# 19. Have sex in the flatbed of a pickup parked on the top floor of a parking garage. Bring a stack of soft blankets. Begin with some sexy dry-humping (with your clothes on). Then slowly undress each other, one piece of clothing at a time, taking turns. Become a sexual gourmet. Sample a little bit of everything. ") } if (num == 19) { document.write ("# 20. It doesn't hurt to sexually flirt with your partner! It adds excitement! Flirting sends natural amphetamines and endorphins surging through the body, stimulating an instant emotional high not unlike orgasm. ") } if (num == 20) { document.write ("# 21. Be brave. Masturbate and let your partner watch. This takes a lot of trust. You will experience vulnerability. However, being open about it expands sexual enjoyment between lovers. You will both find it an erotic turn-on. Ask him to lick your fingers while you're masturbating yourself. Dab some of your own juices - as you would your own perfume - behind your ears, at your throat and between your beasts. The natural scent of clean genitals are an attractant; an incredible aphrodisiac. Let him know you are in heat. Allowing your partner to watch can help your partner understand more about pleasuring you. Invite him to perform some fancy tricks with his tongue. ") } if (num == 21) { document.write ("# 22. Play Nurse. Alter your appearance to fit the part. Let him know you have the cure. Lift your short little dress and (if so inclined) let him watch you shave yourself or begin to gently stroke your clitoris. Unexpectedly unzip his pants and give him a more-than-routine examination of his manhood. Love him tender. Bend over to fetch a sex toy from your nurses kit and let him see that you are wearing open-crotch panties. Give him an extended view of your derriere. Instruct him to lay on the gurney (table). Climb on top and begin to apply the cure while you simultaneously masturbate as he watches. ") } if (num == 22) { document.write ("# 23. Visit your love partner at his office. Lock the door and let him discover you have nothing on underneath your dress. Frolic on his desk or on the floor. ") } if (num == 23) { document.write ("# 24. Take a shower together. Have fun lathering each other up. Slowly wash every part of your lover's body, perhaps lingering where you know it feels good. ") } if (num == 24) { document.write ("# 25. Allow him the pleasure of watching you slowly and deliberately undress while he sips a cool glass of his favorite wine in a comfortable viewing chair. ") } if (num == 25) { document.write ("# 26. Make love on the rim of your hot tub. Take turns giving each other a licking. Oral sex is an important part of making yourself irresistible to your partner. Use your imagination. Create a passionate memory you will revisit each time you return to the hot tub. ") } if (num == 26) { document.write ("# 27. Camp out in your back yard with lot of blankets for padding and a cooler with your favorite beverage. Make love on a pile of leaves under the moonlight. ") } if (num == 27) { document.write ("# 28. Give your lover a deep rub, full-body massage. Touch every inch. Treat them to an assortment of massage creams and oils; something with a relaxing, sensuous, and alluring scent. ") } if (num == 28) { document.write ("# 29. Put dinner on hold. Instead of coming home, fixing dinner and vegging out in front of the TV, relax together in bed. You may discover that you are both not as tired as you thought you were. ") } if (num == 29) { document.write ("# 30. Go see an XXX rated movie together. Gently fondle each other while you watch. Save some of the pleasure for when you get home. ") } if (num == 30) { document.write ("# 31. Rent a limo. Have the driver drive randomly throughout the city for an hour or two while you make love and sip a chilled bottle of champagne. ") } if (num == 31) { document.write ("# 32. Ignore the weather. Make love in the rain. ") } if (num == 32) { document.write ("# 33. Discover a road less traveled. Take a drive in the country. Turn off on a dirt road, park under a tree and make love. ") } if (num == 33) { document.write ("# 34. Trade sides of the bed. Reverse roles. If your partner is always the one to initiate sex, the message you're sending is this: I do it to please you, not because I want to. This leaves both of you feeling cheated. Take control by suggesting sex and taking the lead role during lovemaking as well. Let your partner lie back while you do all the work. ") } if (num == 34) { document.write ("# 35. Grant your lover a sexual dare. Write out a sexual desire and present it to your partner. Agree to do something you've always wanted to do but were to embarrassed to talk about. ") } if (num == 35) { document.write ("# 36. Pretend you are on a first date and make out or relive a past sexual experience that is especially exciting to recall. ") } if (num == 36) { document.write ("# 37. Wear no under garments and only loose-fitting clothing. Reach into your lovers lap and don't be afraid to explore. Touch him/her everywhere. ") } if (num == 37) { document.write ("# 38. Some evening after dinner, use your after-dinner coffee time or late-night glass of wine as a time to talk about that one thing your partner does that really turns you on when you make love. See where that can lead. Perhaps you can have each other for desert. ") } if (num == 38) { document.write ("# 39. Explore her G-spot. It's there and. . . you must find it. Use your middle finger to gently explore her as you stimulate her clitoris with your mouth, fingers or vibrator. Ask for feedback on your touch, stroke, pressure and positioning. Offer her more than one orgasm if she wants it. Ask, don't assume. ") } if (num == 39) { document.write ("# 40. Show up at his/her private office in a rain coat with nothing underneath. Upon entering the office, put on a sexy mask. Bring a sex toy. ") } if (num == 40) { document.write ("# 41. Write a sexy message on the bathroom mirror with lipstick. Draw a heart around your words. ") } if (num == 41) { document.write ("# 42. In the darkness of the movie or under the cover of a blanket on an airplane, bring your lover to orgasm with a hand job while applying pressure to his perineum (the place between his testicles and his anus). The risk is part of the thrill. ") } if (num == 42) { document.write ("# 43. Buy a box of Cracker Jacks. Carefully unseal the box from the bottom, remove the surprise and replace it with a sexual fantasy or sexy message and reseal the box. Send it by mail to his or her office. ") } if (num == 43) { document.write ("# 44. Give your love partner a coupon good for an erotic massage. Add a note that lets him/her know you are also willing to make love to him/her as a bonus. ") } if (num == 44) { document.write ("# 45. Turn your bedroom into a bordello. Rev it up for a rambunctious romp with silk or satin sheets, sexy lamp shades that only give soft light, scented candles, beaded curtains, velvet pillows. Scent the sheets with a lavender sachet. Choose colors that soothe and excite you. Strategically place mirrors that can give you a good view of your lovemaking. No TV. Speakers for your favorite music. Convert your bedroom into a pleasure palace where you can share your sexuality in the safe harbor of your lover's arms. ") } if (num == 45) { document.write ("# 46. Write a naughty Red Hot LoveNote and put it in your lover's car on the rear view mirror. Include a pin-up of you dressed only in panties. ") } if (num == 46) { document.write ("# 47. Be daring! Make love in a closet at a friends house during a party. Feel the surge of erotic shock waves spread throughout your body as you dare not make to much noise. ") } if (num == 47) { document.write ("# 48. Make love near the beach, on the rocks, near a churning ocean! Or, buy a CD with ocean sounds and do it in the living room on a blanket sprinkled lightly with sand. ") } if (num == 48) { document.write ("# 49. Rent a canoe and make love in the middle of the lake. ") } if (num == 49) { document.write ("# 50. Ahoy! Have sex against the ladder to a lifeguard tower, in the middle of a bright, moon lit night. ") } if (num == 50) { document.write ("# 51. Do it in the parking lot of a country church for a real spiritual experience! ") } if (num == 51) { document.write ("# 52. Make some whoopee lying on the laundry room floor in a pile of warm clothes, fresh from the dryer. ") } if (num == 52) { document.write ("# 53. Dress to thrill. Sexy, erotic underwear or. . . none at all. ") } if (num == 53) { document.write ("# 54. Watch your favorite erotic movie together. . . naked, doing what you see that you like. ") } if (num == 54) { document.write ("# 55. Serve an irresistible elixir to your lover in bed. The seductive standby, champagne with flutes is always a favorite. Sip champagne from her belly button! ") } if (num == 55) { document.write ("# 56. Make love in the back of an SUV. When the windows fog over, write I love you on the glass. ") } if (num == 56) { document.write ("# 57. Indulge in foreplay to an excess. Go for an hour; without penetration. What a novel idea. Use your fingers, mouth, tongue and other parts of your body. Don't go straight for the genitals. Tickle and tease her inner thighs. As lightly as you can, caress her breasts. Create a sexual frenzy. Discover her moan zones. Unbearably horny is the goal. Keep her teetering on the brink to intensify her sensations. Make it last. Then do the thing. ") } if (num == 57) { document.write ("# 58. Make love under a sun umbrella on a secluded, sandy beach. ") } if (num == 58) { document.write ("# 59. Camp out in a tent with one large sleeping bag. Make love. Once the sounds of love have subsided, lie in in your lover's arms, content. Stay awake. Continue soft language. Touch, fondle and caress. Stay connected sexually. Experience the after-glow with a precious closeness only people in love can experience. Savor the moment. ") } if (num == 59) { document.write ("# 60. Shower your lover with a body topping. Paint your partner with warm chocolate. Have your own lick fest! Doing this blindfolded is fun too. ") } if (num == 60) { document.write ("# 61. Tie him up to the bed posts with a pair of your nylon stockings, spread eagle. Tease him and please him. Bring him close to climax, then slack off and begin again, then slack off and. . . well, you get the picture. Caress and kiss him everywhere. Give him the hot shivers. Play him like a favorite toy. ") } if (num == 61) { document.write ("# 62. Purchase a silent, strap-on vibrator for your sweetheart and have her wear it to a party. Carry a wireless multi-speed remote control and turn it on and off as you wish. Get off watching her quivver. Watch to see if anyone else notices. ") } if (num == 62) { document.write ("# 63. In the stillness of the early morning, gently touch and embrace his penis. Wake him up slowly. Stroke, caress, and kiss. Tell him in your most sexy voice what you are going to do next. This puts a new twist to getting up in the morning. ") } if (num == 63) { document.write ("# 64. Delight her with a dildo or two for a passionate pick-me-up. Let it be her turn to have an earth shattering orgasm. ") } if (num == 64) { document.write ("# 65. Write a sexy make-out message with an invitation for sex and put it in a small bottle. Draw your lover a warm bubble bath. Leave the bottle floating for him/her to find hidden among the bubbles. ") } if (num == 65) { document.write ("# 66. Idea for the gals. Have a tempting, sexy dinner date in your favorite restaurant. Play footsie between his legs under the table. Wear a thong or g-string. Toward the end of the meal, excuse yourself, go to the bathroom and take off your underwear. When you return, hand it to him under the table. Look at him and in your sexiest, most erotic voice whisper, I want you in the car in the parking lot! ") } if (num == 66) { document.write ("# 67. Kidnap your lover. Blindfold them and take them to a secluded area and have sex or make love. There is a difference you know. ") } if (num == 67) { document.write ("# 68. Tenderly caress and kiss her inner thigh. Feel and taste her wetness. Umm, good. Touch her softly with your tongue. Focus your attention where her body movements tell you it feels good. ") } if (num == 68) { document.write ("# 69. Prolong your passion with conversation during your sexual encounters. Craft your relevant words to magnify the moment. Delight in verbal foreplay. Talk about what you are doing, how it feels, whether you like it and what you need. Remember to listen too. Make a joyful noise. Scream. Moan. Sounds create excitement. Grind. Fondle. Toss and turn. Nuzzle. Lick. Cuddle. Kiss and suck. Discuss your needs. If your partner is driving you wild, let your passion show - better yet, say so. Silent sex is an insult. Great sex is founded on good communication. ") } document.write ("") document.write (" ") document.write (" | ") document.write ("") document.write (" |